"the gorilla, one of the star attractions, has just died," says the manager. "i'll pay you $300 a day to dress in this monkey suit and pretend to be him."
the actors agrees and spends his next few minutes a cage amusing visitors. but they soon grew bored and move on to the lion enclosure next door.
desperate to keep his new job, the actor climbs up the wall and dangles just out of the lion reach.this infuriates the lion but delighted the visitors. the actor performs the stunt every day., drawing huge crowds. trilled, the manager increases his wage to $500.
then one day, the actor loses his grip and lands at the lion's feet. it chases him around the cage until he starts screaming: "help me! help me!" the lion pounces. " shut up you idiot," it says. "do you want to get us both fired?!"
from: reader's digest march 2007 (laughter, the best medicine)
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okey. i was just bored. cant wait for dance sport to start next thursday. counting down... 6 more days to go!
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